Spectator competition banker's apology poem that didn't get a prize
Our own very significant contribution went unnoticed and we reproduce it here without comment content to rest on our laurels and of course it's our first and last shot at the comp bollocks to that and have you seen the rubbish they usually print as so-called poetry hah! A *anker's apologyLook I've said I'm sorry ok
and don't even think about implying
that my vastly superior intellect
prolly just means I've got a tiny willy
because I can still pay for it if I want it
which is a lot more than you can
do with your donkey dick
and subprime IQ fuck you.
and check out the lunch-box on this and note the significance of the half-cocked thingy he's carrying - right he can't even get the maggot up oh when oh when will we ever ever learn ...
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