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Each week we analyse celebrity moles in the learned and venerable tradition of moleosophy perfected by Harry de Windt.


Richard 'Bishop' Williamson

Williamson's 'moles' look more like syphilitic sores to me, indeed rather rare these days but still common enough I dare say in such as those who seek sophisticated alternative pleasures in certain of Buenos Aires' luxury hotels and in any case the conscientious reader who has made a proper study of our theory will know that what we are really dealing with here are the marks, technically called sigilla diaboli by CM theorists, with which Satan stigmatises us so that our sins and sometimes virtues can be read by superior individuals, traditionally priests of course but the art was abused by them and has since passed to more careful and conscientious guardians.

What we have here are moles XXX and XLII and taken together their verdict is uncompromising.


No. XXX

Facial position: Under right nostril
Presumptive sister-mark: Just under left breast

MALE

Honey-coloured: One born with a "golden spoon", but cursed with an extravagant, dissipated nature which will soon bring him to the verge of ruin - mental, monetary, and physical. A libertine in the worst sense of the word, which in fact is likely to result in criminal proceedings against the subject. Peril of imprisonment for a shameful offence. This is one of the worst moles on the human body.

Black: Same indications.


No. XLII

Facial position: On right side of chin
Presumptive sister-mark: Lower portion of right abdomen

MALE

Honey-coloured: "Denotes a man criminated and branded with falsity and deceit". A sensual, intemperate nature. One of the few unfavourable signs on the right side of the face.

Black: Peril of death by disease, occasioned by an intemperate and sensual existence. Will end his days abroad and in comparative poverty, brought about by a wild and dissolute youth and middle age.


Our comment:  Nolite errare: Deus non irridetur. Quæ enim seminaverit homo, hæc et metet. Quoniam qui seminat in carne sua, de carne et metet corruptionem ... (Galatians 6:7-8)


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