Each week we analyse celebrity moles in the learned and venerable tradition of moleosophy perfected by Harry de Windt.
No. XXVIII
Facial position: On left cheek
Presumptive sister-mark: Just over right hip
FEMALE
A rich husband, but a life full of sorrow and suffering on account of ill-health (inherited)
Our comment: We counted three before the surgery which means three rich husbands of course and someone should tip off Becks we feel.
Of course the photograph might be back to front (something we celebrity moleosophists constantly have to guard against) and in that case it would be No. XX
A woman of an unstable, roving nature. One addicted soley to the company of her own sex and a hater of men. Yet she is very comely and much sought after by men. Her eyes are generally of different shades of hazel or light green. The angle of such eyes, over long, indicate malevolent conditions.
Your shot.
Incidentally I'd just like to comment briefly on the flood of emails I've received from certain sources that have not gone unnoticed complaining that my photos have obviously been doctored in some way and the whole project unworthy of a so-called mathematical genius supposedly working on a quantum theory of Being and Time.
Well all I can say fuckwads is that this is the theory I've been working on all my creative life and if you don't like it you can just fuck off and leave me alone.
As for doctoring photos and so on that goes on all the time in science and I'm no different than anyone else so there.
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