A***** J****
Customer Relations
TV Licensing TM
www.tvlicensing.co.uk
Bristol
BS98 1TL
14 August 2008
Your ref: COM/224767/AJ
1. Background
2. Shining Presence prophecy: is TV Licensing TM involved?
3. Does TV Licensing TM now intend to apply for a warrant to search my home?
4. Concluding remarks
Dear A***** J****,
Yesterday
at 7:30 PM an officer from TV Licensing TM came to my door and
requested permission to look around my home. As I intimated I should do
in a letter dated 21st March 2007 to your colleague Mrs. C***** H*****
I refused him permission.
1. Background
I
exchanged a series of letter with TV Licensing TM and the BBC at the
beginning of last year. Amongst other things I complained that TV
Licensing TM had extorted my name from me and unlawfully passed it to
the BBC. I made it clear that I was minded to file suit against TV
Licensing TM and possibly the BBC as well.
Since that time I have managed to get on to the internet and have established a personal website www.GutClean.com. I am copying this letter and the others I still have on file to my site.
2. Shining Presence prophecy: is TV Licensing TM involved?
I'm
sorry to have to introduce what I readily concede will no doubt be
regarded as a somewhat unusual and unexpected element into the
discussion but I ask you to bear with me for a while because it is
indeed very relevant.
At the end of July I had a vision (more
properly a voice thing than a vision) instructing me that a Shining
Presence was to streak down to me from ahigh on or around the evening
of August 12th/13th and manifest his business before me.
It
happens that I take prophecies like these quite seriously because I
don't have them all that often and my experience has always been that
when soberly analysed in the right way they always turn out to have
been quite right all along. In any case I was so impressed by this
particular prophecy that I actually sent a coded message to the masters
of the higher plane to signal that I had received their instruction and
was awaiting further developments in the form of a BBC Newsnight blog on the subject of Holocaust Denial.
But this blog never appeared,
an extraordinary thing when you consider that essentially (stripped of
its esoteric content) it merely celebrated British justice and English
letters, and of course my suspicions and fears for the worst were thus immediately aroused.
And
then, as if by coincidence but there are no real coincidences in the
properly dedicated life ever, on the evening of August 13th an
enforcement officer from TV Licensing TM knocks on my door!
Well
you can see my point now because I really had no idea whether I was
supposed to accept your officer as the expected Shining Presence or not
and really didn't know what to do. For all I knew I was supposed to
allow him entry so he could manifest his business privately before me
and I'm still not sure whether I did the right thing or not. It's
extremely worrying.
I mention all this so TV Licensing TM can
get an idea of just how troublesome their spot checks can be to
ordinary folk like myself. Meanwhile I flat-out insist on knowing
whether TV Licensing TM is in fact involved in this Shining Presence
thing or not because it might be really terribly terribly important.
Incidentally
other than that I certainly had no problems with your officer at all. I
found him extraordinarly courteous and attentive to a fault. Indeed I'm
afraid I probably kept him quite a bit longer than he would normally
have wished as I outlined all the many diverse features of my case
against TV Licensing TM but he showed absolutely no hint of it at all
and by the end I confess I had quite warmed to him and would normally
have invited him in for a nice cup of tea and perhaps a Tarot reading
and a cozy spliff or two or something like that but of course there
were principles at stake involved unfortunately.
3. Does TV Licensing TM now intend to apply for a warrant to search my home?
I
simply have to know this because there are so many evidences scattered
around my home of a life selflessly dedicated to the transcendent and
undifferentiated void which for now simply cannot be revealed at any cost.
If TV Licensing TM could tip me off in advance that would be really
appreciated especially since you all accept I don't have a TV anyway.
Also I'm worried about your officers breaking in should I happen to be
out because I gather I would be liable for the cost of repair not to
mention my gear getting nicked which happens all the time round here
and is an absolute disgrace.
4. Concluding remarks
I'm
charging 5,000 pounds sterling for this letter bringing the total bill
for my time to 170,250 pounds sterling. My claim for punitive damages
currently stands at around 70,000,000 pounds sterling (give or take a
few BBC luncheons) and is accumulating at the rate of 135,500 pounds
sterling a day until we have closure.
Yours sincerely,
William Boyd
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