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Mrs. C***** H*****

Customer Relations

TV Licensing TM

www.tvlicensing.co.uk

Bristol

BS98 1TL


27 March 2007


Your ref: COM/224767




Dear Mrs. H*****,


I quote (with approximate rendition of the screaming):



THIS ADDRESS IS UNLICENSED


YOUR DETAILS ARE BEING PASSED

TO OUR ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS


Despite being sent previous reminders, you still have not purchased a new TV license.


etc. etc.


Thus today's communication from TV Licensing TM.


TV Licensing TM has not responded to the request for informations I made. They plainly do not give a fig for my complaint that they have intruded upon my privacy, that they have criminalised me, that they have threatened and cajoled me, and they continue to do so despite my registering in the strongest possible terms my sense of outrage.


I am indeed busy. I expect to be through with my current investigations by the end of August after which point I will file suit against TV Licensing TM.


I shall pursue punitive damages. On reflection a suitable scale would be the benefit presumably accruing to the BBC from the 1,000 or so license evaders that TV Licensing TM claim to catch daily i.e. 135,000 pounds sterling daily. This letter should reach TV Licensing TM by this Friday current and TV Licensing TM may have a week to decide finally how to accommodate me after which point, i.e. commencing Good Friday April 6th 2007, I propose to accumulate damages at that rate.


I shall charge 5,000 pounds sterling for this letter.


Yours sincerely,



William Boyd


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