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Mr. A***** F******

Customer Relations

TV Licensing TM

www.tvlicensing.co.uk

Bristol

BS98 1TL


28 March 2007


Your ref: COM/224767



1. I intend to file suit against TV Licensing TM

2. I shall pursue punitive damages if I again receive a letter from TV Licensing TM of the sort complained of below

3 Request for copies of all form letters mailed by TV Licensing TM



Dear Mr. F******,


Thank you for your letter of 27 March.


On Monday I received yet another letter from TV Licensing TM commencing as follows:



THIS ADDRESS IS UNLICENSED


YOUR DETAILS ARE BEING PASSED

TO OUR ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS


Despite being sent previous reminders, you still have not purchased a new TV license.


etc. etc.


and this a full month if you please after I had registered in the strongest possible terms my sense of outrage and violation that these letters provoke in me.


I have decided to file suit against TV Licensing TM in respect of these letters. I shall investigate whether there is a case to be had for a criminal prosecution. I am indeed presently busy but I expect to have completed my current studies to such degree as I believe I can carry them forward by the end of August and at that point I will start proceeding against TV Licensing TM.


I shall do all this in the public interest.


I am fascinated, enchanted is perhaps a better word, by your advice: 'You are under no obligation to permit the officer to enter your home, but we cannot stop our mailings unless you do'.


Well I don't have the time presently to adequately convey my feelings about this and I rather suspect that TV Licensing TM is so far gone in its sense of self-importance, or whatever it is that makes it act like this, to make it pointless. Suffice it to say that I never imagined that I would be expected to invite TV Licensing TM's officer into my home. I expected a door-step interview in public view of my neighbours while TV Licensing TM's spooks pointed antennas at my home from within their very conspicuously marked van (I noticed one the other day) and filled my home with their sophisticated investigative and, for all I know, possibly harmful microwaves. The idea that I cannot stop TV Licensing TM sending me these injurious letters until I permit one of their officers to enter and snoop around my home is absolutely fantastic.


In this most recent letter to me TV Licensing TM claim that they catch 1,000 license evaders daily, the benefit in recovered license fees presumably therefore accruing to the BBC at the rate of 135,500 pounds sterling a day. If I again receive a letter from TV Licensing TM of the sort quoted above I shall press for punitive damages in my suit at the rate of 135,500 pounds sterling a day from the day of my once again receiving such a letter until the day my suit is judged.


I shan't respond to your letter in detail right now. It is not that I do not want to but I have still not finally concluded my reflections on these matters and my other (mathematical) reflections take overriding precedence at a time like this. Indeed I would normally have abandoned the present dispute with TV Licensing TM were it not that I feel it so overwhelmingly my clear public duty to pursue it.


In the first place let me merely record how disappointed I am that you cannot provide me with a copy of the letter that finally provoked me into identifying myself to TV Licensing TM or face criminal investigation [inserted: I had mislaid this letter]. I was left in no doubt by the contents of this letter that that was the situation. I frankly disbelieve TV Licensing TM cannot provide me with a copy and I believe that they are rather in reality trying to evade an issue about which they are fully aware they are in the wrong.


However the remedy is straightforward: they can provide me with copies of all the form letters they send out so that I may identify the letter in question.


I cannot agree (with what you say you feel sure I will agree) that there is a fine line between getting your message across (I take it you mean TV Licensing TM making their legitimate demands) and being offensive. There is nothing fine about that line except perhaps in (or so I expect) what it is that TV Licensing TM's legal advisers tell them they can get away with in cajoling and bullying the people they send these letters to. Rather everything that TV Licensing TM does in respect of these letters is coarse and offensive and an affront to personal dignity, and how else could it be otherwise when the whole process is so transparently automated and so plainly out of TV Licensing TM's control?


But more interesting is the implication of the stress you make, presumably on behalf of TV Licensing TM, that what is at stake here is merely a question of being offensive.


That is not why I plan to file suit against TV Licensing TM.


Rather what is at stake here is our common liberty to enjoy the Queen's peace and that is why I propose to bring TV Licensing TM before Her Majesty's courts. Nor is this common liberty merely some overblown interpretation of a European conception of human rights but rather it concerns a conception of our civil liberty that long preceded it and is at the heart of everything it is to be a citizen of the United Kingdom.


TV Licensing TM will find me a determined advocate and I shall win and they will lose and I shall win because I am right and they are wrong.


In my letter of around 10 March to your colleague Mrs. H***** representing TV Licensing TM I said that I flat-out insisted on receiving some informations which in particular included whether TV Licensing TM ever registered the fact that I had returned their letters on the each occasion I had received them with the information that no TV was held at this address.


I do not see how TV Licensing TM can plausibly represent that they never received these letters I returned and I flat-out insist on knowing exactly how they responded to this information. At a later date I shall concern myself with the statutuory rights granted to TV Licensing TM in its mandate to administer and enforce the licensing system and how it represents those rights in its letters.


I shall charge 60,000 pounds sterling for this letter bringing the current bill for my time to 75,250 pounds sterling.


I ask you to note that the first line of my address is '2 Y Glyn' and not 'Flat 2 Y Glen'.


Yours sincerely,



William Boyd


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